Fables
Life bytes, Tales for the Modern Age
For many years, I used to start my morning writing routine by concocting these short modern fables. Discerning readers will note that they are in the style of George Ade, a Midwestern humorist of best known for his "Fables in Slang", Mark Twain, and Ambrose Bierce, another madman/crank who wrote "The Devil's Dictionary" (I'm partial to those as you will have figured out by now). People seem to like them, especially "The Feminist Who Thought She Had It all" which appeared in the San Fransisco Chronicle and caused something of a stir. I like the fable form, it's classic. Read a few and you'll see what I mean.
- » How the Climatologist Got his Comeuppance
- » School's Out
- » The Drugstore Bohemian and the Great Poet
- » How the Gossip Lost the End Game
- » Fame and the Artist
- » The Eco Commander, the CEO, and the Hill of Beans
- » How Achmed Lost His Credibility
- » The Sure Thing
- » How the Rock Critic Found Religion
- » How Four Hundred Flowers Bloomed
- » Death and the Bouncer
- » How Noblesse Obliged
- » The Anomalist and the Lost Artifact
- » What the Seeker Found
- » The Writer's Revenge
- » The Hacker's Widow
- » The Feminist Who Thought She Had It All
- » How the Chairman Saw the Light
- » The True Believer
- » The Agent and the Hot Property
- » The Accountant's Nightmare
